Absoluter Blödsinn

Maike · 29. April 2004

Beim Herumsurfen im Internet (auf der Suche nach schön anspruchsloser Ablenkung von meiner Doktorarbeit) bin ich auf einen sehr blödsinnigen Drabble-Generator gestoßen, der aber irgendwie Spaß gemacht hat:
http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

Ergebnis siehe unten.

Zitat

Useless Love

D'Artagnan finished packing. Ever since Ketty, his own true love, had been lost at sea, D'Artagnan had been shameful.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was unfortunate. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going behind the curtain to become a silly letter.

Just then, there was an indecent knock at the door. D'Artagnan opened it and stood there needlessly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his ear.

When D'Artagnan came to, Ketty was holding his nose and looking disloyal. "My love," Ketty said slowly, "I'm sorry for the ridiculous shock. I've been shipwrecked on a tasteless island for the last ten years, living like a hawk soaring up high in the air, fleeing the falconer.. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

D'Artagnan could hardly believe his Ketty had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a sword."

They embraced dreamily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was outrageous.

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Marenvs · 29. April 2004

Ach du gute Güte... :oops:

Astrid Vollmer · 29. April 2004

"I will always love you, leg or no leg." *rotfl* Wenigstens gibt es fuer d'Artagnan und Ketty ein happy end! Wie zaertlich sie ihm die Nase haelt. Richtig romantisch... *g*

Silvia · 29. April 2004

Ich dachte, ich probiere mal aus, was bei deutschen Wörtern rauskommt... Das Pairing ist auch etwas ungewöhnlich, aber ich wollte ein bißchen Spaß haben. *kicher*

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A Abenteuer In Time

On a gescheckt and windig morning, Frank T. Hopkins sat neben dem Zelt. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His Bauch ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Hidalgo to love someone with an unangenehm Huf?

Knabbernd, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a knusprig grün Pferderennen, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hidalgo would fällen me, in his own feurig way..."

"Do you?" Hidalgo sat down beside Frank T. Hopkins and put his hand on Frank T. Hopkins's Schnauzbart. "I think that could be arranged."

Frank T. Hopkins gasped rennend. "But what about my unangenehm Huf?"

"I like it," Hidalgo said raschelnd. "I think it's kalt."

They came together and their kiss was wie ein Wüstenfloh, der ins Wasser fällt.

"I love you," Frank T. Hopkins said gähnend.

"I love you too," Hidalgo replied and gefällt him.

They bought a Hund, moved in together, and lived flehend ever after.

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Englisches Drabble folgt noch...

Maike · 29. April 2004

Zitat

"I love you," Frank T. Hopkins said gähnend.

Zitat

I wish my Hidalgo would fällen me, in his own feurig way...

Hilfe. 8O :roll: :lol:

Marenvs · 29. April 2004

Ganz auf Deutsch gibt es so einen Generator nicht, oder? :twisted:

Astrid Vollmer · 29. April 2004

Hi

Habe gerade auf deutsch gesucht und jede Menge Liebesbrief - und Heiratsantragsgeneratoren gefunden... Jetzt muss ich mich wenigstens nicht mehr so abmuehen, wenn ich meinem Schatzi schreib.... *gg*. Aber nen Drabble generator leider nicht in deutsch gefunden

Dieses Ding ist so lustig... den Pferdefluesterer-Abenteuer-Romantik Drabble fand ich auch ganz witzig.

cu
Astrid (mal gucken, was man mit Buckingham und Richelieu so alles anstellen kann...)

Parbleu! · 29. April 2004

Wichtig zu wissen, dass Hidalgo der Trainer der französischen Europameister-Mannschaft von 1984 im eigenen Land war und in diesem literarisch höchst anspruchsvollen Werk somit gleichsam als Heimat und Herrschaft zu versinnbildlichen ist.

Dass Hopkins der wichtigste inoffizielle Botschafter von Präsident Roosevelt bei Churchill war, erschliesst sich der ebenso geneigten wie gebildeten Leserschaft mit Leichtigkeit - somit darf er im kollektiven Bewußtsein als Archetypus des Anti-Latin-Lovers verstanden werden: hässlich ("How could he expect Hidalgo to love someone with an unangenehm Huf?"), aber dafür treu bis zum Erbrechen: "I love you" (sic!)

Kurzum: Ein Meisterwerk!

Unverstanden wie die meisten.

Marenvs · 30. April 2004

Die "Rache" für Ketty und d'Artagnan... :lol: Maike und ich hatten viel Spaß und ich kann jetzt auch viel mehr englische Wörter als vorher

Zitat

A Silly Day To Kiss

Tréville stepped violently out into the helpless sunshine, and admired Queen Anne's stomach. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a boring sight."

Queen Anne climbed off the shoe and walked surprisingly across the grass to greet her lover. Tréville patted Queen Anne on the forehead and then tried to kiss her sweetly, but without success.

"That's all right," Queen Anne said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not crazy," Tréville. "Not as crazy as the time we kissed on the throne."

Queen Anne nodded dangerously. "We were dastardly back in those days."

"Our shoulders were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Tréville said. "Everything seems indecent and incredible when you're young."

"Of course," Queen Anne said. "But now we're strange, we can still have fun. If we go about it slowly."

"Slowly?" Tréville said . "But how?"

"With this," Queen Anne said and held out a funny banana. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."

Tréville swallowed the banana at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss slowly. They kissed like the sun bathing the Ile-de-France in the glorious light of a new morning. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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